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Ich Möchte Eine Schneeziege

We almost adopted a mountain goat. It tried to follow us home, because it liked us. Here’s a picture of our Schneeziege.

Schneeziege

Our Schneeziege

That was before she saw us. After we got closer, we called out to her. “Hallo Schneeziege!” She looked up, and kept her eyes on us. We know she liked us, because she followed us with her head.

Schneeziege Watches Us

Schneeziege Watches Us With Love

You don’t just pee in front of someone unless you feel comfortable with them.

Schneeziege Pees

Schneeziege Pees Comfortably

Then she took a drink.

Schneeziege Drinks

Schneeziege Drinks

The End.

Am I Doing This Right?

I picked up a couple chicken breasts marinated in some kind of sauce stuff for dinner. When I got home, I realized that I mis-translated the package. I had pork instead. To make matters worse, I had schweinenackensteaks, which means pig neck steaks.

Before I threw them in the trash, I checked to see if there was some way to salvage the evening. Turns out, they’re perfect for pan frying. And I can fry up a steak, because I am a man.

Schweinenackensteaks

Slightly Burnt Schweinenackensteaks with Mushrooms in Butter and Chopped Cherry Tomatoes That I Forgot To Salt

I may be the best Hausfrau ever.

 

Meat Goo In A Sleeve


Pommersche Schnittlauch Meat Goo

Pommersche Schnittlauch Meat Goo

I feel like we have these in the US, but is one of those things I associate with nobody. Nobody wants to eat this stuff in the States, right? Anyway, it caught my eye because there was a chance that it was something you slice. But then I saw the meat goo oozing out of the lower part of the package, between the sheets of plastic. Grooooooss!

But as it turns out, this stuff was pretty darn good. I almost ate the whole thing, spread on a brötchen. It was just a sort of savory, spiced meat paste.

Oh, and I feel I should take a few minutes to discuss the “brötchen”. A brötchen is just a mid-sized roll. Brot means bread and the -chen at the end means little or small. They are somehow absolutely delicious. The second time we visited Germany, I looked forward to having a brötchen with butter. That’s all. Oh, and a coffee. I can’t quite put my finger on why they’re better. They’re just a little sweet, a little more moist, and a little chewy. Not that a typical NY roll isn’t similar (although NY rolls can be a bit sour, which is good in it’s own right), but I wouldn’t want to eat a NY roll after it sat around for a day.

So this turned out well. While I was shopping, I saw a black sausage that I haven’t had the guts to purchase. It looked like a big chunk of poo. Maybe I’ll be able to trick Alissa into taking the first bite.

FAXE Premium (liter can)

FAXE Premium

FAXE Premium

Know what the best thing about drinking this beer? The can! One liter! I felt like a 3 year old trying to drink a 12-ounce soda.

The beer inside was okay.

 

Paderborner Pilsener

Paderborner Pilsener

Paderborner Pilsener

Meh.

Carlsberg Elephant

Carlsberg Elephant

Carlsberg Elephant

No. This one tasted bad.

Don’t buy this one.

Dominikaner Radler

Dominikaner Radler

Dominikaner Radler

Radlers are half beer, half lemonade. There is a surprising amount of difference between them too. I suspect we’ve tasted maybe 6 different kinds (most in bars), and one at a bar in Mitte had a nice fresh orange flavor. I can’t normally stand fruit in beer, but clean tasting German beer really works well with the juice.

That said, I’ve tended to avoid them. Alissa likes them though, and they are usually half the alcohol as a normal beer. Perfect for breakfast!

Oh, anyway, this one wasn’t particularly good. Too much sour, not enough “lemon citrusyness”.

 

The Comprehensive Locations of Apotheke Around Epplestraße

Apotheke Locations

You can stand in one place and see four Apotheke.

Drug stores in the States, such as Rite Aid, Duane Reade, or CVS, are divided into sections. You can buy prescription drugs from the pharmacist in the back, aspirin from the shelves in the middle, or a beach ball and makeup from the front. The basic idea here is presumably that medicines like aspirin can be adequately handed by a normal person, without the supervision of a pharmacist. I have grown up with this assumption, so of course it seems natural.

But Germans feel different. The stores that most closely resemble American drug stores only sell the drugs that can’t possibly harm you; deodorant, shampoo, vitamins, makeup, and beach balls. Everything else, including minor pain medication, is retrieved over-the-counter from an Apotheke. Now keep in mind that “over-the-counter” does not mean “you can go pick up a bottle from a shelf”. Instead, it means “you have to ask for it from a person who stands behind a counter”. To add insult to inconvenience, headache medicines come in packs of 12 or so, in individually wrapped sleeves. Much like our expensive allergy medication might come in. And the person behind the counter will inform you of the proper way to medicate yourself.

And I’m not sure why there are so many of them, but every city center area contains more Apotheke than Duane Reade has locations in New York. And you can only buy drugs and exotic cosmetics from Apotheke! Are Germans really that into hard drugs and cosmetics?

Alpirsbacher Klosterbräu Spezial

Alpirsbacher Klosterbräu Spezial

Alpirsbacher Klosterbräu Spezial

I think I’ll stop posting text with the beer updates. This was yet another typical German beer.

 

Gumball Machines!

The first time I walked around Degerloch, I saw gumball machines mounted to gates and walls throughout the town. And while some were in disrepair (or at least old), the gum inside seemed fine. Some of them had toys, no different than the kind of awesome junk you’d get in the US.

Alissa Gets a Gumball

A small child selects her favorite gum

I was fully prepared to accept this as a strange thing about Degerloch, but we found one in Zuffenhausen while we were apartment shopping up north.

I guess the only odd thing about having gumball machines scattered throughout the city, is that they’re mounted to what appear to be private fences. In the States, they’d be generally mounted to metal pipes and placed in front of stores.

Anyway, the gum was typical. We spit it out as soon as we had the chance.